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08/30/23
THE BIDENOMICS BLUES
Filed under: POLITICS, ECONOMICS, CLIMATE CHANGE, #BLACKS, #MORALS, #AUSTERITY, #SOCIALISM SQUIBS, #ORIGINALISM, JOE BIDEN
Posted by: J. P. Hogan @ 8:54 am

HOW’D YA KNOW YA GOT ‘EM -
GOT THE BIDENOMICS BLUES? - STEWING!
HOW’D YA KNOW YA GOT ‘EM -
GOT THE BIDENOMICS BLUES - GOING?

YA’R DOUGH - YA’R DOUGH IS DEPRECIATING -
ROLLING DOWN THE BYWAYS SO TAXED,
YA’R RETREADS TO BALDING - GET’N BAD - - -
AND YA’R GREEN - LOVING YA’R CLUNKER - IS!
THINKING OF LORD, - AND - THE LOAVES
AND FISHES - CATFISH BOTTOM FEEDERS -
MAKING IT THROUGH - THE NEXT STRETCH -
ROLLING ON - ROLLING ON - DEEP IN BLUES -
WITH DARLING SHARING - YA’R SWEATING IT -
YA’R DOUGH - YA’R DOUGH - IS DEPRECIATED.
YA’R GOODYEARS - RETREADS - HOLDING UP? -
YA’R POCKETS FLIPPED OUT FOR FILL-UPS -
A C-NOTE SEEMS - - - BUT A SAWBUCK.

HOW’D YA KNOW YA GOT ‘EM -
GOT THE BIDENOMICS BLUES? - STEWING!
HOW’D YA KNOW YA GOT ‘EM -
GOT THE BIDENOMICS BLUES - GOING?

POOR RICHARD NEWLY NOW YA’R PHILOSOPHER -
POOR COUNTRY BEEN SET SO DEEP IN RED -
AN ALMANAC NEEDED FOR GET’N PAST THE BLUES -
AND “RED TAILS” NEEDED FOR EAGLES DARE’N? -
AND JESUS TO MULTIPLY THE FARES? - PANTRY? -
FROM GEORGIA - LINES FOR PEACHES -
TO VERMONT - MAPLE SYRUP PORTIONS -
TO IDAHO TUBERS - - - TATER TOTS! -
FROM TIMES SQUARE - TO HOLLYWOOD -
BIDENOMICS GREEN - RIPE! - SO INFLATIONARY! -
WHILE BIDENOMICS - UNITY - SO DIVIDING!
CAN’T CAN’T AFFORD AN ELECTRIC CAR!
CAN’T CAN’T AFFORD AN ELECTRIC CAR!

HOW’D YA KNOW YA GOT ‘EM -
GOT THE BIDENOMICS BLUES? - STEWING!
HOW’D YA KNOW YA GOT ‘EM -
GOT THE BIDENOMICS BLUES - GOING?

UNCLE SAM? HOW DID WE GET THIS “JOE” -
ALOOF ADMINISTRATOR - BIG SPENDER -
O.G. MOVED MILL’S TO BILL’S - TO TRILLIONS?
SAM? - WHY IS ‘R GAS SO RIPE? - FILL-UPS? - - -
OH LORD? - CAN I RETREAD ALL FOUR AGAIN? - -
MILLIONS! - - - TO BILLIONS! - - - NEW TRILLIONS! - -
NANNY STATE! - - - SOCIALISM! - - - INFLATION! - - -
JOE’S GREEN PIMP’N SO SOO INFLATIONARY! - -
WHY? - WHY IS ‘R GAS SO RIPE? - FILL-UPS?
MY DARLING FRETS! - - - ALL OUTTA POCKET! -
‘R POCKETS FLIPPING OUT - SHOCKED - - -
MONIES FROM NOTHING - SUDDEN
COSTS - NEW TREADING DOWN - STOMP’N.

HOW’D YA KNOW YA GOT ‘EM -
GOT THE BIDENOMICS BLUES? - STEWING!
HOW’D YA KNOW YA GOT ‘EM -
GOT THE BIDENOMICS BLUES - GOING?

MY DOUGH CAN’T BUY ME A TESLA -
AN ELECTRIC NEW 250 - E - PICK-UP TRUCK -
OH SAM? - - - OH LORD? - - - MY COUNTRY?
AS ROLLING RETREADS - MY SUNDAY BEST -
O LORD PLEASE GET JOE A MATH TUTOR! -
O LORD PLEASE GET JOE AN ECON TUTOR! -
THINKING OF LORD, - - - AND THE LOAVES
AND FISHES - CATFISH BOTTOM FEEDERS - - -
OF NANNY STATE JOE - - GREEN SO INFLATIONARY -
HOW NOW - WORMS - WILL COST TOO MUCH! - - -
‘R BREAKFAST - - - INTO ‘R DINNER BUDGET -
SPAM IN A CAN? - P. B. & J.? - BREAD? DOUGH?
‘R DOUGH - - - ‘R DOUGH - - - SO DEPRECIATED.

HOW’D YA KNOW YA GOT ‘EM -
GOT THE BIDENOMICS BLUES? - STEWING!
HOW’D YA KNOW YA GOT ‘EM -
GOT THE BIDENOMICS BLUES - GOING?

OH COUNTRY? HOW DID WE GET THIS “JOE” -
AN ALOOF ADMINISTRATOR - BIG SPENDER -
AN O.G. MOVED MILL’S TO BILL’S - TO TRILLIONS?
WHY? - WHY IS ‘R GAS SO RIPE? - FILL-UPS? - - -
NANNY STATE? - - - SOCIALISM? - - - INFLATION? - - -
MILLIONS? - - - TO BILLIONS? - - - NEW TRILLIONS? - - -
OH LORD? - CAN I RETREAD ALL FOUR AGAIN? - - -
JOE’S GREEN PIMP’N SO SOO INFLATIONARY! - -
WHY? - WHY IS ‘R GAS SO RIPE? - FILL-UPS?
MY DARLING FRETS! - - - ALL OUTTA POCKET! -
‘R POCKETS FLIPPING OUT - SHOCKED! -
MONIES FROM NOTHING - SUDDEN!
COSTS - NEW TREADING DOWN - STOMP’N.

HOW’D YA KNOW YA GOT ‘EM -
GOT THE BIDENOMICS BLUES? - STEWING!
HOW’D YA KNOW YA GOT ‘EM -
GOT THE BIDENOMICS BLUES - GOING?

JP HOGAN [3RD DRAFT]

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